Day 1: Rang bell- cat fucked off.
Day 2: Rang bell - cat went and answered door.
Day 3: Rang bell - cat said he’d eaten earlier.
Day 4: Went to ring bell on day 4 but cat had stolen batteries.
Final day - day 5: Went to ring bell with new batteries, but cat put his paw on bell - so it only made a thunk noise. Then cat rang his own bell. I ate food.” Eddie Izzard, Definite Article (1996)
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coffee -> on
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coffee is always a good idea by Deborah Velásquez
ok, time to get out of bed but at least there’s coffee out there!
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“I suppose the thing that I would most like to have known or to be re-assured about is that in the world what counts more than talent, that counts more than energy or concentration, or commitment, or anything else, is kindness. And the more in the world you encounter kindness and cheerfulness (which is its kind of amiable uncle, or aunt) the better the world always is.” - Stephen Fry
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Tardis: Are all people like this?
Doctor: Like What?
Tardis: So much bigger on the inside
“The Doctor’s Wife”, Doctor Who
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“Make Science Fun!!! Try using hand puppets the next time you play Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle with Friends” (via ellev - reposting as image not text, )
Tracks made by atomic particles from a particle accelerator. Fermilab
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Watson: In your own time.
Holmes: But quite quickly.
- Sherlock, BBC2, Hound of the Baskervilles
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Sherlock’s smile
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just the hands, BBC One - Sherlock, Series 2, A Scandal in Belgravia (via ellev, see the whole post)
“Am I right, Giles?”
“I’m almost certain you’re not but, to be fair, I wasn’t listening.”
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Une semaine de bonté (“A Week of Kindness”) by Max Ernst
I love this image. I have a version hanging on my bedroom wall.
