Well, deuce it all inspector, I dare say that rotter who’s been stealing jewels from rich old ladies who wouldn’t miss them at all has surely met his match now that you’re on the case, but tell me, don’t you think there’s something charming about his crimes? Something dashing and elegant, yet roguish? Mind you, I can’t say i approve, but if this were a movie, who would the audience sympathize with, me or you? I mean HIM, sorry. Him!